Low points in Jewish Education

One of these occurred tonight when I was standing in the quad watching 2 of my 9th grade girls wander out of their classroom carrying 2 ft long condom balloons under their arms.  They were the sinecure of the 6th grade boys, needless to say.

I am thinking about taking the human sexuality component out of the 9th grade curriculum. Assuming I still have a job in the morning.