JiM's Dreams

Just when I become convinced that I am the most atypical straight woman I know, I do something incredibly stupidly stereotypically feminine. In this case, it involved putting mud on my hair and face in an effort to make them healthier and more pleasing to the eye. I mean, when you put it like that, doesn't it sound crazy?! On the other hand, wow, my hair DOES look lovely and sleek.

Such are the vagaries and contradictions of being female.